Sunday, January 7, 2007

Midnight Rendezvous.

Olivia came by last night with Phil's apology doughnuts. Haha. Also she wanted to try the fudge I made the other day so we went down to Phil's car, fudge in hand. It was like 12:30 a.m. already and I'm sure if PB woke up it would look like I had gotten kidnapped seeing as how I left both of the doors wide open and we were being excessivley loud. Olivia took some photos. Of course I look psychotic in all of them.


I have no idea where Olivia got this fan from. I wasn't even there when she took this photo.



Yeah. Ew. This morning PB said she heard us and she thought Jason's mom was talking on the phone or something reallly loud. Haha. And then BS heard the car and he thought somebody was doing something to his car. How imaginative. It was fun though. Phil was wearing crocs. You know, those whacko shoes that look werid.


That was pretty funny. Apparently he works there. I remember I was at the airport once and practically everybody had them on. It was crazy.

Man Bags and Gum Infections.

So I've been leaving Olivia a million photos of guys and their man bags and I thought I should share some of the photos.














Sorry. Photo overload. But still. Is this a beginning of a new trend? That would be pretty interesting. I've never met a person who carred a man bag. Only a man backpack. But those don't count. I'm sure lots of guys would like to carry a man bag. They're pretty handy. Probably why girls carry them all the time.

I'm bored. Can you tell? I'm babbling on about man bags. But if you do decide to carry a man bag, then all the power to ya buddy, because these guys look pretty hot doing it. Except for the ones that look like they could be women too. Thats just ridiculous.

Friday, January 5, 2007

"Oh Fudge," said the Brick.

Wow it only took me two tries to get in here today. Blogspot is obviously warming up to me. Well today I hung out with my dad. I woke up at 10. And I slept at 2. Yeah, I was all puffy and one of my eyelids were swollen yet again. (I tried taking a photo of it but it came out all retarded and no way was I letting that flash near my eye again) After having lunch by the uh Foster City lake thing which was super shimmery today, we went to Target so I could pick up fudge making stuff. You can't tell but the marshmallows and Wal-nuts (holy crap I totally just wrote that as if I were writing Wal-marts. Could I get anymore psychotic?) are sitting in the baking pan I bought. And theres a random box of cake mix my dad said I should buy.

I also picked up a copy of the best movie ever (I know I say that about all the movies I buy). It was on sale for 9.99. Haha. I wanted to watch it all summer when it came out but I never got the chance what with my summer school and all.


So I was in the car checking the reciept, wondering how much the total was for all the baking supplies when I noticed they forgot to charge me for my dvd. What in the world. You'd think there would be some alarm or something. And my dad didn't believe me but he checked it over and they really didn't charge me for it. Haha. How odd.

Ok well that didn't work.

Yeah, that didn't either.

There we go. Well I have the photos resized to medium so I guess you can't see it anyways. I'd set it to the orginal size but then it wouldn't be the same size as the other photos. I'm really psychotic about things matching.

So I made the fudge. Its pretty good. It just tastes like those rocky road candy bars that you buy. Except with a million more marshmallows.

It looks werid I guess. Notice how I've eaten a million pieices already. Be prepared to see a very fat Tiffany! when Tuesday rolls around. I don't know if you can see, but theres some werid like wet part in the middle. Like the liquid all consolidated there or something. I don't know. But its werid. Guess which part of the fudge I won't be eating!

Well this blog is definently not as interesting as I thought it would be. Sorry kids. At least you get to see a photo of my cousin Diana. Thats her in the middle. She is single and ready to mingle.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Some More Senseless Blogging and Some Photos.


Do you not love it? I saw them on Craftster. Haha. I'm going to blog my ass off because I'm only like allowed into this blog every freaking like year. I'm bored. I'm watching fuzzy Fox. You'd think Fox would be the one channel that wouldn't be fuzzy. I have the most ghetto antenna ever. I'll take a photo of it right now since I have nothing better to do.

Yeah. Its taped onto my wall. Haha. PB ripped the metal sticks off when she was mad at me even though I told her a million times it would be useless because I could barely watch any channels anyways but of course she just had to completly disconnect them from the wire. It actually works better now then it did before. Well thats what she freaking gets.


See how fuzzy it is? It was a gift from my grandpa. Hes super duper cool. And hes 82 and still has hair which I think is very interesting. And he used to be a body builder. I framed this photo of us and another photo of us for Chirstmas. He gave me this huge jar of chocolates. Which Olivia ate like 20 of. But thats ok because I only like the white chocolate ones.

I like how this blog switches from like a million different topics. I might as well tell you how sick I've been lately. I can't breathe. Well I never could breathe really well but now I really can't. Its awful. I took airborne. We only have the lemon lime kind which is gross. And cold medicine and Vitamin C pills and these really good chewable vitamins from Trader Joes. I love that place. Yeah. My trashcan is also all filled with tissues. They're puffs. They're not very puffy though.

I guess I'm done. Nobody even reads this. And Eddy doesn't write in here. Its pretty much dead. Haha. Well I'll write another blog in like November or something. Perhaps I'll have something more interesting to write about instead of showing you photos of all the tissues I've accumulated while writing this blog. Good day.

Thoughts on Beauty and the Geek's First Episode and Another Day at the DMV

I have no blog of my own after Xanga screwed me over except I have one about the states but I obviously can't write random stuff there so I'll just write down my comments on the first episode here.

  • i loveeee the star trek guy! hes so hot.
  • i love love love niels. i added him on facebook and myspace already. haha.
  • i love nadia. thats uh marios partner if you didn't know because even i didn't know that was her name until my friend told me. haha.
  • i thought sharee did like super duper good at the newscasting thing.
  • i hate that one manly chick that wins all the challenges. cecile or something? dude talk about a whore.
  • i loveeeeeeee nate. ceciles partner.
  • i hate pi. that guy is whackity whack.
  • uh oh i hate uh matt i think was his name. that like super skinny guy. ew. hes so whack. and i hate his partner because she looks like a bitch.
  • mario doesn't look smart at all. he just looks dorky. but i love him. he reminds me of my cousin jason. but whiter. and shorter.
  • sanjay, the guy that got eliminated is totally psycho. if you saw the like sneak peaks you hear him say "I HAVE A GIANT PENIS" and i own the shirt that his partner was wearing.

Oh and I swear, it took me like 50 fucking tries to log in here. It hates me. Its crazy.

In other news, I failed my DMV Permit test thing today. Fuck. How lame is that. I missed 14 questions. I'm going to kill everybody who told me it was the easiest thing ever. The hot tall guy in front of me passed. And the chick behind me passed. Freaking hardest test ever. And all my answers were freaking logical.

Cargo extending more than four feet from your rear bumper:
Is illegal under all circumstances
Must be marked with a red flag or lights
Does not legally have to be marked, but is a good idea

I picked the last one. You'd think I would be right. No way is it illegal under all circumstances because you see people do it all the time. And its never marked with a red flag (how stupid would you look) or lights. And the last one made the most sense but nooooo its the 2nd one. What in the world. I have never seen any freaking red flags or lights on all those cars carring wooden sticks and furniture. What a bunch of psychos.

Ok. I'm done.