Bananas

I went jogging with Olivia today. All we did was walk actually. We went to San Bruno Mountain and we found a rope course! Haha, it was fun. My legs got reallllllllly itchy though and apparently I got hella fat. She said my thighs got bigger and the other day my dad said I had big hips. Great.


Its really just more reasons I'm going to be single for life. Sorry the photos are all so pixelated.

Summer

Wow. I'm so bored. Its way too cold to go out. I was suppose to go biking yesterday but it was also too cold and I was suppose to go today but yeah, you guessed it, it was too cold. This blog sucks, I'm totally repeating myself over and over again. Joy. I'm turning into my dad.

Ohhhhh I had the worst dream last night. My dad died but he was still able to leave me voicemails and I cried my eyes out everytime I heard a new one. Werid. And everybodoy I knew went to the same school as me and it was some school so high it was in space but it was an outdoor school and if you fell out, you'd be lost in space. Creepy. And some teacher was talking to me and he goes "you can't even walk in space, but you can have sex and dance"

Thats it. Photo is from Cinco De Mayo. Haha.

Prom-O-Rama

Prom was last night. It couldn't have sucked anymore. Wtf. $110 to watch my fuckinng exloverrmen dance with their ugly fucking ass bitches. I'm kidding. It was ok. It was only fun after prom.

The funniest thing happened. When I got there, Deante saw me and was like "Tiffany!" and I said "OMG" haha and we like hugged and took photos but its hella funny because we've never even spoken before. I think he gave me a stick of gum once at lunch. Haha.

Uh, what else. Oh the food was hellllllla good. I loved the dessert. There were hella uneaten ones just sitting at the table. What a waste.

I think I almost passed out on the dance floor. I kept falling backwards out of nowhere. Werid.

It was cold and I was fat.

Cloudy with a chance of rain.

According to my horoscope, something good is suppose to happen today.

Olivia came over friday. We took photos. They all suck.

Death to Mr. Pineda

School sucks.


Freshman year. Health class.


I wish I didn't accidently delete the class photo from english class last year. Whatever. They all sucked anyways.

Joke of the day? This blog is pretty depressing so here, laugh your socks off.

if you want to kiss your hunny but her nose is runny you may think it's funny but it's snot!


Just so you know, I looked through like 20 different jokes and that one got picked. Just imgaine how bad the other ones were.

Valentines

So my Valentine's Day pretty much sucked. Yeah. I did happen to have 3 Valentines this year though but you know those don't really count. I got a coupon for a free Krispy Kreme doughnut though. Haha. And I got a bunch of candy which is so not helping. Its just going to make me more fat. We had a sub for Chem today and we watched October Sky which was amazzzzzzing. Yeah, I'm about done here, I was going to rant about how my loverrman didn't speak to me today, not that he ever did, but still, and this sentence has way too many commas so I'll stop. Good day.


I took this photo a couple years ago. Now that I look at it, that is one ugly heart, but its the only Valentine themed photo I have. Haha.

Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

We got surround sound installed today. Like you know, those speakers on your ceilings and whatnot. I gave my mother my Wasco cd to test it out. Its really loud. Haha.

So I was originally going to write a blog about my day since I haven't written one in a while but I think you'd enjoy this more. (I actually typed in joy at first.) Realllllllllly bad editing. But I did it in like 2 seconds. The ending sucks. Haha.





And another quick fact: Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Oh and I just had to add this one: Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

Midnight Rendezvous.

Olivia came by last night with Phil's apology doughnuts. Haha. Also she wanted to try the fudge I made the other day so we went down to Phil's car, fudge in hand. It was like 12:30 a.m. already and I'm sure if PB woke up it would look like I had gotten kidnapped seeing as how I left both of the doors wide open and we were being excessivley loud. Olivia took some photos. Of course I look psychotic in all of them.

I have no idea where Olivia got this fan from. I wasn't even there when she took this photo.

Yeah. Ew. This morning PB said she heard us and she thought Jason's mom was talking on the phone or something reallly loud. Haha. And then BS heard the car and he thought somebody was doing something to his car. How imaginative. It was fun though. Phil was wearing crocs. You know, those whacko shoes that look werid.

That was pretty funny. Apparently he works there. I remember I was at the airport once and practically everybody had them on. It was crazy.

Man Bags and Gum Infections.

So I've been leaving Olivia a million photos of guys and their man bags and I thought I should share some of the photos.

Sorry. Photo overload. But still. Is this a beginning of a new trend? That would be pretty interesting. I've never met a person who carred a man bag. Only a man backpack. But those don't count. I'm sure lots of guys would like to carry a man bag. They're pretty handy. Probably why girls carry them all the time.

I'm bored. Can you tell? I'm babbling on about man bags. But if you do decide to carry a man bag, then all the power to ya buddy, because these guys look pretty hot doing it. Except for the ones that look like they could be women too. Thats just ridiculous.

"Oh Fudge," said the Brick.

Wow it only took me two tries to get in here today. Blogspot is obviously warming up to me. Well today I hung out with my dad. I woke up at 10. And I slept at 2. Yeah, I was all puffy and one of my eyelids were swollen yet again. (I tried taking a photo of it but it came out all retarded and no way was I letting that flash near my eye again) After having lunch by the uh Foster City lake thing which was super shimmery today, we went to Target so I could pick up fudge making stuff. You can't tell but the marshmallows and Wal-nuts (holy crap I totally just wrote that as if I were writing Wal-marts. Could I get anymore psychotic?) are sitting in the baking pan I bought. And theres a random box of cake mix my dad said I should buy.

I also picked up a copy of the best movie ever (I know I say that about all the movies I buy). It was on sale for 9.99. Haha. I wanted to watch it all summer when it came out but I never got the chance what with my summer school and all.


So I was in the car checking the reciept, wondering how much the total was for all the baking supplies when I noticed they forgot to charge me for my dvd. What in the world. You'd think there would be some alarm or something. And my dad didn't believe me but he checked it over and they really didn't charge me for it. Haha. How odd.

Ok well that didn't work.

Yeah, that didn't either.

There we go. Well I have the photos resized to medium so I guess you can't see it anyways. I'd set it to the orginal size but then it wouldn't be the same size as the other photos. I'm really psychotic about things matching.

So I made the fudge. Its pretty good. It just tastes like those rocky road candy bars that you buy. Except with a million more marshmallows.

It looks werid I guess. Notice how I've eaten a million pieices already. Be prepared to see a very fat Tiffany! when Tuesday rolls around. I don't know if you can see, but theres some werid like wet part in the middle. Like the liquid all consolidated there or something. I don't know. But its werid. Guess which part of the fudge I won't be eating!

Well this blog is definently not as interesting as I thought it would be. Sorry kids. At least you get to see a photo of my cousin Diana. Thats her in the middle. She is single and ready to mingle.

Some More Senseless Blogging and Some Photos.

Do you not love it? I saw them on Craftster. Haha. I'm going to blog my ass off because I'm only like allowed into this blog every freaking like year. I'm bored. I'm watching fuzzy Fox. You'd think Fox would be the one channel that wouldn't be fuzzy. I have the most ghetto antenna ever. I'll take a photo of it right now since I have nothing better to do.

Yeah. Its taped onto my wall. Haha. PB ripped the metal sticks off when she was mad at me even though I told her a million times it would be useless because I could barely watch any channels anyways but of course she just had to completly disconnect them from the wire. It actually works better now then it did before. Well thats what she freaking gets.


See how fuzzy it is? It was a gift from my grandpa. Hes super duper cool. And hes 82 and still has hair which I think is very interesting. And he used to be a body builder. I framed this photo of us and another photo of us for Chirstmas. He gave me this huge jar of chocolates. Which Olivia ate like 20 of. But thats ok because I only like the white chocolate ones.

I like how this blog switches from like a million different topics. I might as well tell you how sick I've been lately. I can't breathe. Well I never could breathe really well but now I really can't. Its awful. I took airborne. We only have the lemon lime kind which is gross. And cold medicine and Vitamin C pills and these really good chewable vitamins from Trader Joes. I love that place. Yeah. My trashcan is also all filled with tissues. They're puffs. They're not very puffy though.

I guess I'm done. Nobody even reads this. And Eddy doesn't write in here. Its pretty much dead. Haha. Well I'll write another blog in like November or something. Perhaps I'll have something more interesting to write about instead of showing you photos of all the tissues I've accumulated while writing this blog. Good day.